Jackass 3-D

October 18, 2010 by  
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Celebrating their 10th anniversary, the Jackass crew is back. I always find it tricky to actually review a “Jackass” movie because these aren’t really “films”, per se. There’s no storyline or plot or theme or even acting. Just about everything in a “Jackass” movie involves extremely dangerous, extremely stupid, and almost always disgusting  stunts and pranks. But as much as they may seem classless and gross, I enjoy the hell out of them.

And “Jackass 3-D” is no different. For those who are fans of the series, you will not be disappointed. Everyone gets their turn, including Johnny “Pretty Boy” Knoxville who gets reamed by a bull in one stunt. There are a few staged scenes, including one that I found highly amusing involving Weeman getting into a fight with another dwarf, and the result becomes a Dwarfarama involving the police and even paramedics. Everyone at the dive bar that’s regular sized can’t believe what they’re seeing.

Other staged scenes involve Knoxville returning as the “old man”, and in one scene called “really bad grandpa”, he makes out with his “granddaughter” and wants a stranger off the street to take a picture. Spike Jonze also returns to be dolled up as a fake old woman, and the two of them run amock.

But the best parts of the movie are when these clowns just set up the most ridiculous and bizarre stunts that you know will hurt them, and part of you kind of wants to see it happen. You sometimes enjoy watching their pain, because they’re just asking for it. One of my favorite examples of this is “Electric Avenue”, in which a group of them have to go through a corridor full of set up tasers in order to “get to their freedom” (they’re dressed up as those black and white striped cons). As they get tased, you know you shouldn’t…but you just start laughing uncontrollably.

There’s something about “Jackass” that makes it fun. I think it’s because these guys just enjoy torturing themselves so much, and each other. They always have a gleeful look on their face when they’re ready to perform some of these stunts. And even when they don’t want to, such as Steve-o having to “bungee” in a port-a-john, or drinking sweat from a cup (“Sweatsuit Cocktail”)–they still go through it, and wind up laughing about it later.

For those who don’t find anything redeeming about “Jackass”, this won’t convert you. In fact, some of it is so hard to watch because of many induced vomiting moments, that I would advise if you’re the one whose boyfriend dragged you to the theatre because you made him see “It’s Kind of a Funny Story”–do not get anything to eat during the movie. It will most likely end up all over you.

And one thing about the 3-D: It’s just OK. There’s nothing that will “bring you into the experience” anymore than if you saw it in 2-D. Sometimes it does make you feel like you’re in the room with them; but I didn’t notice anything too groundbreaking about it.

“Jackass 3-D” is sick, twisted fun, and delivers what it promises: complete numbskullery.

My rating: :-)

The Imaginarium of Dr. Parnassus

January 29, 2010 by  
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I’m not always sure how to review a Terry Gilliam film. These days, I think it’s safe to say it’s an achievement for him to even get one made anymore. After projects coming together, then falling apart (“The Man Who Killed Don Quixote”, “Good Omens”), and with this one even being in question after the main star had died during production (do I even have to say his name?), the fact that this film is FINISHED can be given a thumb’s up, no? But this is the film critiquing business and I still have a job to do. Even though I’m not paid for it and nobody really reads these anyway. I still believe in myself. So there.

I’d have to start off by saying if you enjoy Gilliam’s earlier works, you will most likely enjoy this. If you’re not a fan, this won’t make you one. It keeps within the visual styles and narrative themes that he and his co-writer Charles McKeown have been making for decades now. In this film, the theme is self-indulgence and selfishness, and it’s presented in a typical, Gilliam way.

The “Imaginarium” is a world beyond a mirror that you can be taken to for a donation, as a traveling “circus” like stage moves about towns, seeking customers. Anton (played by Andrew Garfield) is the attractor. Valentina (Lily Cole) is the beautiful temptress to lure the men. Dr. Parnassus (Christopher Plummer) merely sits on the stage in a zen-like way, waiting for those who want to come into his world.

It looks like a cheap parlor trick, but inside the Imaginarium is literally a fantasy world. In it, your wildest dreams come true. But there is a price. Actually, there is a choice. The devil, known as Mr. Nick (Tom Waits), is waiting in the Imaginarium to seduce you as well. As the plot continues you learn that the two of them are battling for souls, as part of a bet that Parnassus made with him long ago.

But Parnassus is not made out to be God, or god-like. He’s a simple man with simple pleasures and simple desires–and he’s an alcoholic. He is accompanied by a dwarf named Percy (Verne Troyer) who tries to keep him in line (“What would I do without you, Percy?” “Get a midget.”) but Parnassus is consumed with himself. He made a deal with the devil that if he doesn’t win, he loses his daughter to him. His daughter, nor Anton, know about this and Anton is in love with her.

The plot thickens when they encounter a hanging man that they bring back to life, who’s revealed as Tony (Heath Ledger, among others). They’re not sure where he’s come from but he bears strange markings on his head, and he’s dressed in a suit. Tony, meanwhile, cannot remember anything, not even his name. Parnassus gets a few tidbits from Mr. Nick (though they’re “enemies”, the two have a relationship) and Parnassus convinces Tony who he is and what he was doing (he was hosting a charity event). But Mr. Nick swears that Tony is “not his”, nor sent by him. Tony feels obligated to pay Parnassus back, so he joins their traveling show and woos women into coming into the mirror. This allows Parnassus to possibly win the bet and get his daughter back. He needs 5 souls.

But problems arise once Tony is sucked into the world himself. He transforms, becomes other manifestations of himself. He grows increasingly selfish about it, and is revealed to be somewhat of a bad person. It is in this world that brings other performances by Johnny Depp, Jude Law, and Colin Farrell into the film, as Tony. Each one delivered is a good one, and in some way resemble Ledger’s Tony. This is what saved the film. It would not have been finished without this happening. However, it makes perfect sense in the narrative for it to happen regardless. In fact it strengthens the theme because of how much Tony “changes”.

While I enjoyed the theme and the look of the film, it was actually the performances that I found the strongest element of it. Andrew Garfield is perfect as Anton; Waits is a pure delight to watch, and Ledger & Co. are all entertaining, especially Jude Law.

The film bears striking resemblances to earlier Gilliam works as well. I’m not sure if I’d call it a weakness, but it certainly doesn’t possess the uniqueness that some of his older work has. For instance, the “street” scenes with Parnassus are straight out of “The Fisher King” and “12 Monkeys”. The character of Tony is extremely reminiscent of Brad Pitt’s Jeffrey Goines. Parnassus himself reminds me of Baron Munchausen. Some of the disjointed and disorganized dialog and presentations in the Imaginarium are straight out of “Brazil”.

All of that being said, however, the film is fun to watch and I enjoyed it thoroughly. Its climax and ending are very satisfactory, and I left with a smile on my face.

I’m sure this is not the last film we see from Gilliam. But I hope his next venture isn’t as much of a hassle. I won’t hold my breath, though.

My rating: :-)